Crap for the CV - 'failed at suicide bombing'

Halal food, a prayer mat and the prospect of a slow build-up of pressure to talk - this is the fate of suspected failed bomber Yasin Hassan Omar.

The 24-year-old was overpowered by a police stun gun during a dawn raid in Birmingham six days after he was suspected of trying to bomb a Victoria Line tube near Warren Street.

What a failure! Couldn't even blow himself up using a rucksack filled with explosives. Tsk, tsk. Wonder how that will read on his CV? 'Failed at suicide bombing'. Good at running.