I'm melting
Ha! Fooled you, didn't I?
I haven't been lazy at all. I've been gradually melting away like the Wicked Witch of the North when Dorothy throws a bucket of water on her. And what's up with that, anyway? Fairy Queens (different meaning these days, huh?), little Oompa Loompa thingies (being topical since Johnny Depp is currently prancing about as Mr Wonka), and those monkey soldiers (shudder) and all it takes to wipe out the scourge of Oz is a bucket of water?! wtf?!
What happened when it rained for goodness sake?! Didn't anyone notice the shrinkage? They would've if it had been a guy at the swimming pool!
Anyway, back to the melting. It's hot! Damn hot! The tourists are still wandering about with pullovers and a shiver but here in Scotland, anything above 10 degrees C is considered very mild to warm by the natives and whenever the temperature gauge reaches the lofty peaks of the low twenties (C), it is considered 'boiling hot'. And we are now in the throes of a relentless heatwave. It's been at least 4 days in a row now.
How long can this go on?
posted by McFox :: Link
2 Comments:
Ha! Try living in Mississippi which is literally 10 feet from hell. :) I actually don't live there anymore I'm in Virginia which isn't much better. High 90's Farenheit here.*****Hands McFox a tall glass of cyber Southern Iced Tea.***** Look at it this way, you may be melting, but at least you don't have shrinkage. :D
I hadn't thought about the shrinkage! Heh! Thanks for the tea.
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